Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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highpotency 0
YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...
chrholck 0
Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.
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Comments (135)
FairLouisa 0
You deserve it! Don't expect favors for gifts. She's not a ***** and she can't be paid for...
lahp 0
next time try a rose... it may be cheap but it says a lot more then a diamond..especially a cheap dimond you have to squint to see
ProtoBuster_1 5
You, OP, are a first-class bonafide idiot! First off, she was your FRIEND, not your girlfriend. I don't care how much you liked her, if she doesn't like you in the same way, she didn't deserve a $200 diamond necklace. Like someone said earlier, you can't buy love, no matter how desperate you are. You definitely, totally, 100% deserve this.
zizi009 0
That hug is really expensive! I think there are so many ways to give a girl a sweet surprise without spending so much.However,If you think she worth it,then do no just complaining.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I don't get why women like jewelry as a gift anyway. I guess FYL, but YDI. Find someone else, and see if you can get the necklace back at all.
CandidateForWax 0
Same, jewellery is nice but get me tickets for my favourite band or something. I like guys I'm interested in to show me they actually KNOW something about me.
xFaust_fml 12
What kind of diamond necklace costs 200$??? YDI, if you don't want to spend more than that, then but something more simple and probably prettier.
crazyderrub 0
I'm sorry but YDI. You should've only spent 20 bucks max.
omgzdude 0
wow. you just gave it to her, and expect something back. it's not like she knew it was a special event. and. hugs are NOT measured in dollars, idiot.
MightyRavendark 0
Pussy. I bet Youngblood posted this.
CandidateForWax 0
If you think that buying cheapo diamonds ($200 for diamonds, REALLY?!) means a girl should want to jump your bones, then you deserve to be single and broke.