Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
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highpotency 0
YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...
chrholck 0
Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.
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Comments (135)
ajo1999 0
where do you buy a diamond necklace for $200? maybe cubic zirconia. better luck next time.
juulian_fml 0
200$ that's it? I could make that in a year.
88sforlife 0
You Do Realize That The Size Of The Diamond Iz Irrevalant Right
DJSam909 8
you gave her a $200 necklace and that made her really happy. She was clearly grateful, don't complain just because you were hoping for more than a hug. Sounds really selfish of you if you ask me :/
angelpowee 0
why didn't u say anything -.-
CrazyChikklet 5
never in my life have I heard of diamonds that only cost $200.
valdancer99 0
you can't buy love
emily666 0
Ungreatful *****
Brownsider 4
Damn whooped already in the friendzone? That sux lol
Coffeebang 17
Should have took it back