Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
RoseTheOdd tells us more.
I'm the op :) The song is called "Choudo ii ino" which means, "It's just right" if you look up the lyrics for it (with the english translation) it becomes pretty obvious what it's about. my friend is Japanese, she told me what it meant.
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CrookedCook 14
If I found out a song I loved turned out to be about ******, I would laugh about it. honestly, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. if it's catchy, it's catchy.
Silentcrafter11 13
Oh...well, that's interesting.
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Silentcrafter11 13
Oh...well, that's interesting.
Bakarra 22
Is that not why you are here...? Do you find these posts...interesting? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
isallwaysme 27
31, it was on ray, its called "double ended *****" or something similar
missfrenchie 11
I heard its RWJ favorite song
rawr_ily96 24
This is why I look for translated lyrics BEFORE I get obsessed with a Japanese song. This is difficult for me considering I mostly listen to J-Pop.
EvilUndead 9
73. Japanese-exclusive games sometimes feature title songs. Some of those songs are really really good, BUT you will not find translated lyrics for them. So just give up and learn the language already.
then000bster 16
106, some of us aren't blessed with magical language learning skills. Op is listening for the joy of it, you don't have to know it to appreciate it, it's after the fact that they appreciate it they wish to know what it's about. Also at #31 I think it was, surprised that there is a song about ******? This is Japan, you will find amny weird things including but not limited to; Hard Gay(WWWHHHOOOOO!!!!), pranking people in porta-potties, little children's songs about pooping.
iSmellMusic 8
I listen to J-pop all the time without knowing the meaning at first. But looking up the English lyrics can be useful. For example, I now know how to say "I can take off my panties" in Japanese: "Pantsu nugeru mon."
rockbandaddict85 22
don't forget shin Chan!
FaygoAndMiracles 18
@116: Just remember that sometimes, in Japanese songs or fiction, some characters or singers might talk in ways that would sound odd if you used them in real conversation, so, if you are seriously considering learning Japanese, learning phrases through translated songs is probably not the best place to start.
gotaplanstan 28
Looks good to me. -Narco
Inediblepeaches 15
(Off topic) So many Homestuck icons here... MY PEOPLE! :D
iSmellMusic 8
126 - Pantsu nugeru mon is the only Japanese I'll ever need. Trust me.
EvilUndead 9
115, being blessed with magical language learning skills is overrated, since pretty much nobody is born with those magical skills. 2 or 3 years of continuous effort/study, and you'll know the language, no matter what language it is. Since OP listens to jpop a lot, that might be worth it.
taintedtruffle 42
I didn't even notice it till you pointed it out - i have been considering changing my icon to eridan
nikki_1717_ 8
Probably an awesome song ;)
Mideoyeo 12
I agree! They have the funniest things sometimes, especially their TV commercials..I've seen one called diarreha dance!
Kaatosade 9
If you'll excuse me, I'm going on a music hunt for this song...
ladyLALAA 29
If you'll excuse me I'm going to hunt for my *****...
Hentai_fml 6
Songs like this are always interesting. I know because I listen to them daily. ^_^
mandygrl25 18
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That is SO funny.
Reaper1984 13
No, but it's quite entertaining
s0m3guy2010 21
If it's Japanese, does it mean that the ***** is really small?
mandygrl25 18
Dude, that's not cool...
newbiehere99 6
I wanna see what this comment said
CrookedCook 14
If I found out a song I loved turned out to be about ******, I would laugh about it. honestly, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. if it's catchy, it's catchy.
lilhellian 27
Try one about taking off your panties..
Life_sucks_13 6
True true. I mean put the lime in the coconut is about sex. That's still catchy
AvengingAngelx 20
#138 Thank you for ruining my childhood with that. O.O Hahahaha
MrBoredomioo 18
until you sing the song near someone who speaks Japanese
naasatisfn 9
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You're such a ***** (:
9lashes 15
Umm either you dont knowbwhat a ***** is or you are just trying to make a horrible pun
HorrorFan13 2
Oh be nice 9lashes quit being a *****.
dinosaurzombie 14
Okay, actually, I thought this was a funny comment. Why does it have so many negative votes?
naasatisfn 9
I know what a ***** is, it was just a horrible pun.
HowieDoIt 21
Does it have anything to do with Godzilla?
rg350dx 29
Yes. It's about Godzilla's *****.
BellaBelle_fml 23
That's got to be one massive *****!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yes, it's known as a dildOMG.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Can you really say that a song like that gets stuck in your head, or....
skyhighliving 7
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I'm not surprised that it's about ******
thefella 10
By the way OP described the song I thought it was about motorcycles.
AH1Zviper 15
It happens. I once found out that a Japanese song I was listening to everyday was about pancakes.