Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.
mxgirl1998 26
He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!
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Comments (103)
Nevrdai 5
... Maybe he just wasn't expecting sexy time and went to trim or something. Next time, make the bed and lay on top of the sheets in some sexy pose and be all like "You're not going to sleep any time soon". BAM.
limabeans101029 21
If sexy lingerie didn't work, what makes you think he'll react any better to that?
tormcn 26
What's left of your confidence? I'm guessing he's been robbing you of your self worth. I'm sure there's a man who would totally jump all over you... right after you sign the papers.
calucalay 13
I love how it's straight to divorce for you. Welcome to reality where rather than just getting rid of your problems you work through them. It sounds like the couple should have a sit down conversation about his lack of support and her lack of confidence.
boultzboi 20
Wish my wife would try something like that
baldiesmom 25
Basically had the same thing happen several times with my SO. Although, instead of laughing, it was more like, "really?!" In a super annoyed tone of voice or some other form of rejection. Really hurts the confidence. Never doing the lingerie/dressing up thing again :/
Hash13 13
I think he did like it ... Just that he didn't expect it. Tho, he's a jerk for laughin. However, if you would let that pass and still show you mean it, he would be into it. He already is.
LyricaSilvan 30
Men are so thoughtless sometimes. He should have realized that laughing at you would kill the mood. It's his own damn fault for being a jackass, and I hope you told him that.
Rayth 19
I'm curious as to why he would laugh at his wife in the first place
potato63 10
Lol maybe he just doesn't want none from you
artistswife 19
My ex told me to stop acting sexy when I was just being sexy. I understand your hurt. Sorry Op.
TamedLotus 3
Sounds like it's time for an open dialogue!