Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.
mxgirl1998 26
He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!
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Comments (103)
superspooky 13
HE is the one being "confusing." He laughs at you, leaves the room for awhile making it seem like he's not interested, and you're supposed to just lay there in your lingerie until he decides to come back? F that.
Sheh_fml 25
A laugh is never an ok answer to sexiness. Really, is there anyone who would feel like "yes, he/she laugh at me, success!" in the bedroom? I'm pretty sure guys would also feel insecure if they where met with laughter.
KattrinaGLee 3
My husband thought I was sexy even when I weighed 357lbs. Love really is blind! It's only when we look back at a picture can he see how big I really was.
CaroAurelia 12
Dude, I'm no expert on guys (I'm a girl), but I would think that most guys would at least appreciate the effort. I hope you made him sleep on the couch.
paintedchocolate 30
I'm sort of surprised that we're approaching 50 comments and nobody's telling her to divorce him yet. I suppose that's a good thing, isn't it?
Duoceros 22
OP. Show him this FML or say it to his face word for word. If he doesn't apologize for laughing and then being mad at you right there on the spot there is no hope for him. FYL.
Delsanity 13
Communication is the important thing here, just talk to him about it and how it made you feel.
bleedingglitter 24
Hmm... Someone is going to be sleeping on the couch.
PinkIsPower 10
This has happened with my fiancé.
HollyPolly 19
Typical male behavior right there.