Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
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curlyfriez 0
you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?
fma_fml 0
failure u.u
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Comments (73)
quantum_insanity 0
Usually it pisses me off when people jump on these things and go on about how it's 'not an fml', but in this case even I am going to have to say how the hell is this an FML? You had a dumb moment and said something slightly embarrassing. Oh noes... your life is over...
Derkek 0
Tragic. oh no. we'll all die.
Flounder 2
Whoever moderated this is stupid as hell. This is in no way an FML - the author doesn't even convey embarrassment. Jesus, this site is getting shitty.
Zapzip2013 0
#2 your an idiot if you didn't notice people stop growing after maturing.
JanisEvans 10
Wahaha, I was about to say something about how incredibly dumb you are. But then I saw that you're from Texas, so it's already been said...
yowzerz 5
What kind of dumbass doesn't know their height is on their license? Seriously??
Leopard68231 0
OP-you're an idiot. Im twelve and even i know that height is on a license
Jam33 0
wow ughh thts dumb not the officer U, I can't believe my FML wasn't posted
stanzskin 0
The commission has decided that you are not intelligent enough to safely operate a motorized vehicle. Please surrender your drivers license to the proper authorities (DPS) and refrain from driving from this day forward. Additionally, you may want to consider a hysterectomy so as to "clean up" the gene pool a bit. No sense spawning any more generations of morons.
doicha27 0
how the **** is this an fml? **** this stupid ass bitch. she is stupid twice over, once for her encounter for the police officer, and another for posting this shit on fml