Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
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curlyfriez 0
you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?
fma_fml 0
failure u.u
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Comments (73)
daplant 0
you got a speeding ticket...and you're embarrassed about THAT??? FYL
Jack_4194 1
So you made a silly error by speaking without thinking. Anyone who thinks this is a FML has led a very sheltered life.
fmlfreshie 6
i can't believe this lame ass post got thru, but my blog, which was a 100x better, didn't! FAIL!
whatthefuckcunt 0
shut the **** up. i agree, this post is shit, but obviously whatever crap you spewed out was even worse. so who's the one that fails. quit bitching just because no one likes your garbage
joker1911 0
hilarious!!
ArielTheMermaid 17
lol way to go
Bcfrmkc816 17
Here's your sign
monsterman11 15
Are you stupid?
hurley12 30
Sounds like you were trying to flirt with the officer hmmm