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Dog fart This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

It's a gas gas gas

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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goliatron 9

You must be a douche, so YDI.

lucy44_fml 0

I thought it said CRAP machine at first lol.

guitarheropimp2 0

one of my favorites so far. like something done on jackass

Serec 0

I too read it was "CRAP" xD

badbowtie 0

That's effing hilarious!!!

staciieee_x3 0

oh dude.. lmaoooo! you poor soul.

Icarus_II 0

I'm assuming your the kid trying to inject oxycottin? I think your dad caught you there, now nasal injections? What a druggie. Your dog served you well then.