Dog fart
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
It's a gas gas gas
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0
i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.
AmuletOfNight 5
Owned
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Comments (223)
xneiliox 0
lmfao
TheMeravig 0
This was not an FML. This is what you get for trapping that poor animal in your house, forcing it to eat out of a bowl and shit in front of you while tied to a leash.
UnluckyDeluxe 2
My dad uses a CPAP to.. FYL
darlene87 0
sucks for you... but it was funny...
lettertjes 0
Why was the dog in the bedroom?
babybubz 0
why not?
louisstephen 8
omg..I feel sorry for u..that sux
Hiropon 0
Dayummm. Shoulda put him in another room, eh~?
The1gamer 14
hahaha LOL pwnd =P
blastvortex 4
Haha. Now there's a Valentine's Day gift no one could enjoy.
grilledchayse 0
I second that.
Basmothel 0
If you can't stand dog smells, don't let them sleep in your bedroom. Problem solved. It's beyond common knowledge that dogs are stinky beasts and try to smell as bad as possible (it's instincts and hunting tactics). If you don't want to smell that, don't sleep near them.
erjaguam 0
well no one can decide the scent of our own fart. no animals or humans can do that. no matter how many times you clean the dog. it's fart will still stink. but overall this fml is funny as hell! *favorite*