Dog fart
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
It's a gas gas gas
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0
i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.
AmuletOfNight 5
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Comments (223)
winkydink 0
thank you for that
kel_pie 1
I am so sorry.....but it's so funny
bigtony916 0
I laughed out loud.
babybubz 0
eeeeew.. smelly dog farts
gazelle_fml 0
HAHA
asshat74 0
omg rofl that's like jamming a turd right up ur nose. lol
logand 3
holy shit !!
Just_Me_143 0
I first I read it as 'today, my dog farted next to my CRAP' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's just shitty luck.
onnielief 4
I am calling fake. My CPAP machine filters and moiserises the air, no way a fart gets blown straight up your nostrils! however you get massive points for originality and wording!
blueeyes24 0
Every CPAP that I have ever seen works by pushing a continuous stream of air through a mask that you wear over your nose and mouth.... It sounds like you are describing a dehumidifier.
jdcrazy 0
lol