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Dog fart This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

It's a gas gas gas

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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thedivinecomeD 0

your dog just owned you...

BigLostBear 0

agreed.

iankennedy17 0

dude......epic.

now it's a CRAP machine :D

This is a good one

marine10_fml 0

dude, that sucks!

that.. is just FUNNY

KurouTenshi 0

the ultimate Dutch Oven >:D

hahaha YES!!

You deserve it for having not eaten the dog already.