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It's a gas gas gas

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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hahahaha, dog farts are the worst!!!!!!! hahahahahah

wut is ur pic of?

161 ur pic looks like selena gomez?

haha that really sucks

Best mental image I've had in a while. Thanks, OP.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. No wait... this may be the funniest thing I have ever read, anywhere. I think I'm going to have a heart attack... please, for our collective safety, never post this again.

Ew, that's quite a disturbing visualization. Thanks.

Eww, FYL. That sucks big time :(

Eww, FYL. That sucks big time :(

ahhhhhhahahahahshahaha

That is what you get for having sleep apnea.

idk what a cpap is but I feel srry 4 u