Dog fart This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

It's a gas gas gas

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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yeahyourjealous 0

13 February 2010, 23:08

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

AmuletOfNight 5

13 February 2010, 23:07

Owned

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lickmyjock 0

13 February 2010, 23:50

don't understand why the fml? did it taste bad or something?

chellinha93 0

13 February 2010, 23:52

no it didnt taste bad, it actually smelled bad. that sucks OP.

Shokz992 0

14 February 2010, 00:25

Are you... Are you really that retarded?

saranottelling 7

14 February 2010, 00:28

Have you ever smelled dog farts?

FerrariCake 2

14 February 2010, 03:31

#43 might be funnier than the original post: "So you got concentrated dog fart injected directly into your nose. Why is that an FML?" Apparently this happens all the time at #43's house.

Ferrari_F50 0

13 February 2010, 23:51

do you know how you could have avoided this? BY DOING GOOD IN SCHOOL and NOT BEING LAZY. because if you did that, you would have a real job and not work in a factory were you developed a need for that sleep thing!

yaface 0

13 February 2010, 23:58

Actually, CPAP machines are usually used for people who actually have a thing called obstructive sleep apnoea, which isn't related to working in a factory... It's a proper condition where you have periods during the night where you cannot breath and wake up feeling like you're choking. It also causes very loud snoring. A CPAP machine keeps the air at a constant pressure that keeps the airway open and so prevents snoring and apnoeas. Don't talk about things you don't understand, because this is the internets and there are lots of people who know better.