Dog fart
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
It's a gas gas gas
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0
i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.
AmuletOfNight 5
Owned
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AmuletOfNight 5
Owned
MadaZer0 8
I second that~
BrownSugar_fml 5
3rd!!!
whataloadofbull 0
third that
xPedobear 0
fourth that.
swagga0n1oo 0
ydi for needing a breathing machine...lol I'm jk that sucks.
ladida94 0
NOT funny
xandervincent 0
Someone doesn't know what jk means.
BigBoii123456 0
fail wondercut fail
whatevershesaid 0
Fail BigBoii fail. @xandervincent: Adding jk to a statement that's incredibly ignorant and stupid does not make it funny.
ilikeyouuu 0
LMAO! you cracked me so up with that! i really shouldn't laugh, though... oh, well! bwahaha!
dorkside_fml 0
115 Probably because making fun of someone for something they can't control has never been funny. you have been enlightened.
yeahyourjealous 0
i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.
NoMusicNoLife43 0
wow I did too =P
Freeze_fml 17
Disappearing comments.. ignore..
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I always do ;)
whitley1031 0
What does cpap stand for?? and btw, fyl, dude, that sucks xD
yeahyourjealous 0
according to wikipedia it's Continuous positive airway pressure
mezsed 0
lol
piinkbunnii 1
Nice defintion!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
#5 you and OP's dog, according to wondercut. ;)
_DeadPixels_ 0
Yeah, I kept reading CRAP too, and not just the first time. I was thinking "Crap? Crap?! Really?!" I clearly need glasses or something. Agreed that it's funnier that way, though XDD
Jimster1712 0
ditto!!!!
lilyputionflower 6
I saw it was crap too! I was like WTF lmfao
benen 0
hahhhh
ZleveL 0
Your Dicks Infected and ****** Peach
AngryNinja 1
i thought it was orgasmic pussy.
wa2_ev 0
lol ^^
orangesodaftw 0
Ugh, that's gross. FYL indeed
sevlen 0
great luck
reapfml 0
thats hot
srunano 4
Maybe you forgot to feed your dog and he just wanted to get back at you?? xD Dog FTW
jakeTS 0
smart dog
screwball111 0
hahah I love u Jake! you so funny! I'd make that dog eat my shit haha! wouldn't u do the same Jake wouldn't you!? I'm on the phone! good god! ~yur welcome!
teotsi 28
#137 Who. Cares.
saranottelling 7
"I feed you Pedigree, that doesn't smell like Pedigree... Is this your way of telling me you've been cheating on me? Is it with that old lady across the street? Is it because that bitch feeds you Blue Buffalo???" Don't worry, OP. I've had dogs cheat on me with the smelly man across the street. One piece of chicken from a smelly man and a dog loves him for life!
g02hell 2
really dude?
romain1975 0
Gross!!!!