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Dog fart This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

It's a gas gas gas

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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ViivaLaMellyy 0

LMFAO !!!

Straight to the favorites! Spot FOW.

suck to be u fyl

omgwtffmmfl 0

Dog - 1 OP - 0

Finally! The only real FML I've seen on this site in _weeks_! ...And sucks to be you, OP.

wow! sort of the worst one ever. but also a true fml! keep your head up!

Dog=win You=fail (Please don't breed)

LOL fyl

fuckyouasshole66 0

lmao

first thing that came to my mind was Jackass 2