Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
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mclauren29 22
Just stay outside with your dog, sounds much cleaner.
lajaynay 15
When my Corgi was a puppy, I'd stay outside with him until he did his business. Walking them rather than just letting them play tends to get it done quicker. After the fourth time though, you deserved it.
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Clayball 14
I'd be pissed. but yeah keep her outside.
SoMuchSnailGame 3
40, even though wlddog jacked this thread he is completely right about training puppies. Since you obviously have such a strong opinion how would you discipline puppies? Use two historical examples to support you argument.
aerogxt 7
Should've learned the first three times dumbass.
meb9 4
Haha this hilarious!!!!
Epikouros 32
Why would she shit on the beautiful green grass rather than the musty old carpet? You don't go outside either, do you? Well, maybe you should shit outside to show her how it's supposed to be done.
fadingaway 17
*shat Why not leave her outside if it's safe, or put newspaper on the floor? And sort out whatever's making her sick - an illness or the wrong kind of food.
zenrael 21
Give ur puppy a treat and "throw a party" as if its the most awesome thing in the world that he or she went potty outside. Also use a verbal command when it starts to go like go potty.
weinerdog 2
This x 1000. It's all about patience, persistence and consistency. Wait the dog out, no matter what and have small bits of treats to give the dog immediately after it goes so that he/she makes the association. If you have to go out every 30 minutes then do it. If you are consistent your effort will pay off. There are no 'bad' dogs, only untrained ones. I also wouldn't be harsh even if you catch it going inside. It won't do anything constructive. Just take the dog out and use the associative word(s) again.
delightfultwist 5
diarrhea is not normal how about going to a vet
alissa222 15
It actually is for a young puppy. We got my dog at 8 weeks old, and took him to the vet because of it. He turned out to be just fine, and the doctor said its pretty common in puppies .
alycion 39
While the stress of changing homes or diets can cause it, it's better to be safe then sorry since puppies also commonly have worms and parasites. My one mutt I rescued came home with worms, parasites and kennel cough. My current dog had parasites that are commonly found in dirt. It wasn't a big deal, just treated him. Even though the breeder took care of the litter and he was seen by a vet before I got him, shit still happens. Whenever you bring a new pet home, you should do a wellness check asap with your vet.
amandarrr 3
This shouldn't even be an Fml. It's part of having a puppy, you attention/pity seeking retard.
UpAllNight_862 6
32 I agreed with you completly, until you said to rub his face in its own feces. I am a dog behaviorist and I have been studying this topic for quite a while. The results have varied, but all in all, rubbing a dog's face in its feces does NOT help. What it does is makes the dog think that it is not okay to poop around you. It may seem okay but what will happen is, it will poop somewhere in the house where you're not looking, and worst of all will not go potty outside with you because they are scared to be punished. The best way to train a dog is just praise no pinishment.