Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML
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muichini 0
I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.
xCrackerx 3
Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.
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Comments (71)
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
# 57 true
EveryDayJackAss 0
well i guess you lack the oh great and mighty "BALLS OF STEEL"
hellspawn666 0
dont **** with a kids ironman
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
haha iron man ? haha next time tell him you're colossus from the X-Men, he'll probably try and shoot you ! xD
daddyusmc 0
That made me lol
FAYUL12345100 3
Maybe that wasn't too smart, but did he seriously deserve to get kicked in the balls? No, he didn't.
MandathePanda24 0
Well! Did you fall on the floor in pain or did you just stand there and say told ya!! If I were you even though imma girl and don't know what that feels like I woulda stould there and laughed at him instead of crying because it hurt so bad
HandHanzo 3
This reminds me of a scene from Venture Bros., when the Six Million Dollar Man got kicked in the 'nads by Brock Samson. "Bionic, huh? Let's see HOW bionic..."
jetaimehannah 6
Mmmmm. So I'm taking you have a six pack? ;D
Batwomann 0
I am not ironman because I AM BATWOMANN!!!