Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML
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Top comments
muichini 0
I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.
xCrackerx 3
Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.
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Comments (71)
HopelesslyFAIL 0
YDI sorry man but if u say ur iron man its tempting not to kick u in the balls in but like YOUR NOT IRON MAN NOW BIZNACH! PWND
muleesha 0
ill assume ur bro is like, 5-8 max. & knows his superhero shizz claiming youre some hero+a bro who shows interest in inflicting pain=him testing you & REAL pain
Panther_fml 0
XD YDI for lying to your brother XD
mo_the_owl 0
YDI for not knowing Iron Man has no "powers" without his suit.
Masenko7 12
way to go, Iron Man :)
Banez 0
Hahaha... Too bad you didn't get it on video. That would be perfect for failblog.org!
EnzoMatrix 0
I'm driving Audis because I'm Tony Stark
RMC000 7
You totally deserved it. Anyone knows little kids will test anything you say.
blastvortex 4
There are only two counters for the nut-buster - the infamous nipple cripple or a grapple followed by the noogie of doom. Further hostility should be followed up by a massive wedgie, but swirlies should be avoided at all costs, as they're more likely to get you in trouble.
flying_vegan 0
There is a third... the dreaded Rear Admiral...
chazerboy 0
That's what you get for lying to a child!