Mayshod
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Des
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Dentedbumper
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
no car
Car Wars
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
carssuck
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
wildwonder808
Dearborn, United States
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Fender bender
Staten Island, United States
Coming through!
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
44magnumtime
Oakville, Canada
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
denting-and-venting
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
shit_fer_luck
West Lafayette, United States
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Consider this as a comment. Just not a ******* good one :)
marinus_fml 20
Should have introduced yourself earlier.
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Comments (90)
SnailJamsss 6
Yeah that really sucks.
imnotcraZ 0
great first impression you'll be real friends!
ceddyz17 10
I guess someone isn't getting a Christmas card haha
bbodin33 7
park in Ur driveway next time
Anton317 4
Neighbors are awesome :) haha.
shift_love 13
you probably didn't bring them their housewarming gift on time for them to not hate you. how about a nice bottle of baileys? mmm creamy beige
Randuhh_17 4
X.X....OLD GREG! bring some ******' water colors over too!:D
dacam 0
was it a woman? lol
Waffle817 0
on the bright side they weren't banging In it right?
invicta8926 0
Let's. start off with a lawsuit!
mk58 31
Nice reference!! :)