Transportation, Cars, Accident and Neighbours: Introductions

Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:06

Consider this as a comment. Just not a ******* good one :)

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:58

Should have introduced yourself earlier.

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SnailJamsss 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:12

Yeah that really sucks.

imnotcraZ 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:17

great first impression you'll be real friends!

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:20

I guess someone isn't getting a Christmas card haha

bbodin33 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:25

park in Ur driveway next time

Anton317 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:26

Neighbors are awesome :) haha.

shift_love 13

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:35

you probably didn't bring them their housewarming gift on time for them to not hate you. how about a nice bottle of baileys? mmm creamy beige

Randuhh_17 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:35

X.X....OLD GREG! bring some ******' water colors over too!:D

dacam 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:00

was it a woman? lol

Waffle817 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:01

on the bright side they weren't banging In it right?

invicta8926 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:19

Let's. start off with a lawsuit!

mk58 31

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:20

Nice reference!! :)

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Still cute though.

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