Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I met this girl on a party and things were going really well. We ended up getting it on in my room and I was about to do my thing after confidently having bragged the whole night that I was the inspiration of the 50 shades of Grey series. Well, guess who got a whiskey dick… FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
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ariverperson 11
urine a bit of a messy situation there
perdix 31
Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."
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Comments (142)
vbmg152 19
You should know better! You're over 20, not 16!
MuseFan1991 14
why should their age mean they can't experiment? i personally plan on experimenting til im 100
jamnglamgirlie 17
Sorry, but having sex with a full bladder sounds disgusting to me.
Gwyddone 29
Well, at least your husband was trying to give you a mind-blowing ******... bad luck on the other side, but he still thought about you...
astro20 5
Only cool kids piss's the bed.
DjeePee 25
Thanks to this FML, I will be terrified the next time I have sex with a full bladder.
pheebs314 17
Just excuse yourself to the restroom, then get back to business with an empty one :D
tigersman1c 19
Don't worry, i know where the rubber sheets are. I can send you a set. (sorry i am either to tired, but i thought your comment was funny and i guess i thought this was funny too, have a good evening)
chriswright1888 10
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
souljacker 11
So ****, as long as it was gooood.
mike307 11
You might have just squirted. It's a different fluid, but can come out with enough force it seems like pee.
luna2152 3
I was thinking the same thing. Based on the situation, I'd say it was more likely.
False_Stupidity 42
Sorry but the OP would definitely know if she peed or not. For one thing, the smell is different and also there is the unmistakable sense of relief when going from full bladder to empty.
Isoldael 27
Not saying I have the answer, but "squirting" has never been scientifically proven to be different from peeing in any real investigation. Not saying it's not real... But yea, it does make one wonder.
Isoldael 27
If it helps with the germophobia, 87, urine is normally sterile when it leaves the body. As long as you don't leave it lying around the bed too long (which you likely won't, as a germophobe), you should be fine and it won't be much worse germ-wise than cleaning up a glass of spilled milk. In any case, you could always empty your bladder before sex, that should considerably reduce the risk :) Good luck!
Miltonius 15
Well, you know what they say: if it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down! Yes, that was a quote from an older FML. Either way, an ****** for a bed that needs cleaning seems like a decent trade. At least his plan worked. Imagine the embarrassment if you got nothing out of it and still urinated on the bed. Also, how exactly did you manage to not piss on your partner? I'm guessing the incident took place during the ****** (it sounds odd if it were afterwards), so he must have still been around.
genericfmluser 17
that is my fetish