Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I met this girl on a party and things were going really well. We ended up getting it on in my room and I was about to do my thing after confidently having bragged the whole night that I was the inspiration of the 50 shades of Grey series. Well, guess who got a whiskey dick… FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
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ariverperson 11
urine a bit of a messy situation there
perdix 31
Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."
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Comments (142)
DvDPlayerDude 5
That's naaaasty
maybelline8 4
well duh. did you expect you'll hold it in? thats part of the reason it is mindblowing -.-'
EPICSAGA 3
50 shades of yellow anyone?
longbottle 9
Simple solution: do it in the bathtub next time!
jenshu 5
By the word partner I'm assuming this was steamy hot gay sex. Doesn't seem like many people picked up on this.
05PP1 17
Maybe you just squirt...
sgtcxelite 11
Or, you know. She can smell the difference like everyone else in the world could.
MaRK8080 4
Rubber sheets next time ;-)
Hammer01 8
They are a blast!!!!
heavenskiller 6
If it was awesome who cares?
danairyst 5
lol
AgentClassyPants 9
The real question is, "****, worth it". Answer, "yup".