Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I met this girl on a party and things were going really well. We ended up getting it on in my room and I was about to do my thing after confidently having bragged the whole night that I was the inspiration of the 50 shades of Grey series. Well, guess who got a whiskey dick… FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
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Top comments
ariverperson 11
urine a bit of a messy situation there
perdix 31
Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."
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Comments (142)
Cupcake040 17
In comparison to most women at least you orgasmed......good luck cleaning up and at least you can hold your boyfriend to reading mommy ****
kobelstone23 13
Aha! You agree with me!
DanielleinDC 34
The partner with the clever idea can clean it up.
tacojauns 45
worth it?
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
Well, it is posted on a website called **** My Life, so I think you have the answer right there. .
tacojauns 45
fair enough my good man
diving_fml 30
YDI, should have seen bed wetting as a side affect of a full bladder and pressure
perdix 31
#13, "Under pressure Pushing down on you Pressing down on me No man has more" Excuse me, I have to go . . .
Valiumknights44 12
I love all the people who try to use 50 shades of grey to spice up their sex lives and end up fail in epic proportions. No good can come from that book. Not a sermon, just a thought.
asb818 14
I disagree...a good FML came from that book.
Valiumknights44 12
Very true, somehow that book found a way to enrich my day. Let us help that FML is the only way it will be enriching my day.
bach2121 13
At least he can make you ******
aFreedom127 9
50 shades of yellow!!!
Werken247 14
Novices really shouldn't try using that book as a guide. It's something we in the lifestyle refer to as FICTION.
charvisioku 22
Exactly. Next time, use Fetlife.
luna2152 3
Agreed. I always cringe when I hear about anyone using those books as a basis for lifestyle knowledge!
Werken247 14
@43 Agreed! Fetlife FTW!
padajuan 11
+1 for fetlife. The things I've learnt on there have been interesting to say the least.
Epikouros 32
Group hug! I actually met an experienced full-bladder fetishist on Fetlife. She could have predicted this outcome.
vilesiren 6
Fetlife!
onorexveritas 24
that's a memorable mess to clean
Mirailecious 23
YDI for reading 50 shades of grey in the first place.
willbur73q 7
She didn't say she read it. She said her partner did. So how again did she deserve it?
davek 36
Doesn't matter, had sex.
False_Stupidity 42
Way overused but at least totally appropriate to the FML.