Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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shift_love 13
you should have said that you were crying because he was ugly
jamsie_fml 17
bet that's why you're crying now.
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Comments (197)
zombie_ladie99 0
woooww well I would definitely cry after that lol
minidinosaurgoes 9
THUMBS UP FOR EXPLODING BEIBER
emilysanerd 0
LMFAO!!!
overthelimit 3
kids say the darndest things!
golden_evening 0
This was on the Turkish FML as well...interesting...
MrSexyPants 14
Well technically you might, if your ex dumped you because you're ugly. And don't cry in public, or at all, weenie.
FreebirdIII 1
I'm crying because I killed Yo Gabba Gabba, and Santa Clause.
GabbyCharityM 0
"And i hung all the Power Rangers from their necks. Have a nice day little boy.(: "
GlobalElephant 16
I saw this one on FML french version
Ownord_fml 10
It says right under the FML it was translated from the french version...
Daisie_Garcia 0
lol kids are funny
jess6blondie9 3
You are beautiful, no matter what they say! Words can't bring you down!
skittlemaster123 4
I totally agree! He's 6 he don't understand. If you had a boyfriend then obviously your pretty. And even if phycially your not beautiful then who cares? your beautiful on the inside! stay strong and dont let others judging comments get you down(: