Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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Top comments
hhheather 0
FYL for having a ***** for a girlfriend, but it's not his place to tell you she was cheating.
mona_is_here 10
It's business, nothing personal, son.
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Comments (134)
EvilDave 13
He is your tattoo artist, not your friend.
UnicornsDoExist 0
Only speak to him to tell you what tattoo you want.
PincheEdgarr 0
suckss ;// ahh hook it up with the tattoos xD
PincheEdgarr 0
#6 I have your shirt :D
Juneyah1017 9
"Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen more comin" - Gucci
zuriyahe 0
Oh... one more thing that your girlfriend failed to tell you: The tattoo artist is her Ex. Sorry.
xxxbooxxx 16
what?? it said he told you, and then it said he didn't want to tell you because he didn't want to lose your business.. whatt???
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The artist was saying he'd known about the cheating for awhile, but didn't tell the OP earlier because he didn't want to lose a customer. He waited till after the breakup, probably after the OP found out through someone else. I think he didn't want to lose the girlfriend's business, not the OP's. He was worried OP would mention that the artist was the one who ratted her out, and she'd go elsewhere as a result. It makes more sense that OP would have been grateful and continue going there out of loyalty, but maybe the gf was a more frequent client. It was stupid to tell OP after the fact, though, because the artist now risks losing OP's business instead.
tygerarmy 35
How would tellin' you cause him to lose your business. Unless he is the ex. In which case demand a free tattoo to remain his customer.
sculp91 0
god......women. and they say men are the ******. I'm so sorry bro
ILOVE2model 0
lol and awww sorry.