Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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Top comments
hhheather 0
FYL for having a ***** for a girlfriend, but it's not his place to tell you she was cheating.
mona_is_here 10
It's business, nothing personal, son.
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Comments (134)
happykate120 0
any girl who is a frequent tatoo parlor customer immediately has a red flag for being a bad girl, YDI
misfitSuperStar 0
I have several tatts. I'm far from being a 'bad girl'. wth!!
1121osu2110 0
same here I have 6 tatts and I'm not a bad girl. your a dumbass for assuming shit....
isabella3 0
I only have one, but I'm not a bad girl!
misfitSuperStar 0
I hate when people make stupid ass assumptions!! I have 4 and getting another soon.
starile 20
You're probably all bad girls ;D Rawr!
misfitSuperStar 0
Well, op, it's really none of his business. He should have never told you. fyl, but glad you're rid of the ho!!!
cathylee22 4
that sucks, I'm sorry she cheated that's never a good feeling. Just imagine how awkward it was for your tattoo artist to know about it. Go out and find yourself a better girl op!
BrookeBabe92 0
That really sucks, FYL.
monnanon 14
Its not his business to tell you. Its not like you are friends he's just a tattoo artist you go to. Would you expect a hairdresser to tell you? or any other random person you could both gossip to? It sucks that she cheated but its not the tattoo artists fault
WiseGuy79 14
What he didn't tell u is how she paid for all her tattoos lol Clearly she's a lil **** so you're better off without her
newmxr 0
damn I feel ya tht sucks =/
triggerit 5
there is a lot fish in the ocean...
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Business is business. Like you said, he's your tattoo artist not your bff. He didn't owe you anything.
machiko_fml 0
Agreed.
imright24 0
It's not the tattoo artist's job to butt into your relationship. Be pissed at your ex, not at him.