Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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Top comments
hhheather 0
FYL for having a ***** for a girlfriend, but it's not his place to tell you she was cheating.
mona_is_here 10
It's business, nothing personal, son.
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Comments (134)
mxracer86 0
she probably slept with him too for a discount. fyl
bizzy3000 0
wahwahweewah
IIIXIII 0
haha
Xenopsy 0
that sucks balls man
RFetsch 0
SHIT HAPPENS
perdix 31
I guess tattoo artists are right up there with doctors and priests with the patient/confessor/human canvas confidentiality. Who knew?
uHazFailedTotall 0
The great Perdix has made his return! All hail! Ermm, yeah, sorry about that.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agreed. I assume the tattoo artist didn't want to lose the girlfriend's business, since OP probably would've been too grateful to go elsewhere. Now he's risked losing OP's business instead. If the artist felt that badly about it, he could've found a way to tell OP anonymously, or just asked him to keep quiet about how he found out. If he didn't feel bad, he should've STFU. It sucks to find out you're the last to know.
bigtaytay 13
that really sucks, but how much can you expect him to tell you? i mean its not like its someone all that close to you, unless you have like 30 tattoos and see him often
1121osu2110 0
sucks u had to find out like that....
Norwegian_Wood 4
FYL, but honestly, it wasn't your tattoo artist's place to get involved in your personal relationship. If he was more your friend than tattoo artist then /maybe/ but as he is your tattoo artist first, sorry to say, he want to earn a living. FHL for unintentionally getting in the middle of a screwed up relationship.
Norwegian_Wood 4
*wants
ThatMichaelKid7 0
Tattoo artists ftw.
just4funbalt 0
I agree it sucks but not his place to tell you.