Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
Today, after lying to my kid so she doesn’t learn how little her dad cares about her, my current husband, who didn’t know I was doing this, told her everything, such as how the last two times her dad flaked on picking her up was because he was in Vegas gambling, or in jail for hiring hookers. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
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clairecurses 19
it's not completely his fault...
Mynxie 26
How is he dirt bag? Maybe she shouldn't have slept with someone she just met and knew nothing about it. Or was too stupid to even use a condom.
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Comments (51)
Rabite 28
Wtf with all the **** shaming and women blaming comments here?
TinScarecrow 15
I'm not a huge fan of shaming, personally, but there has to be some method of keeping idiot 15 y/o's from hooking up with strangers on vacation. If shaming is what it takes shaming is what should be done
boopingsnoot 25
Nobody said the daughter was 15. She could be 25 for all we know!
WeirdUS 30
Sleeping with someone you know nothing about pretty much is about is always a bad idea. Guys that high-five each other for it are stupid, especially in this day and age. The women that expect people to be cool with it 'cause guys do it are just as bad. Two wrongs don't make a right it's a shit choice anyway, but the likely-hood of getting an STD is much higher than 15-20 years ago. Also, never seen a positive/healthy relationship that started with we did it 1 night and then started dating after hooking up a bunch of times.
withered 30
People who have one night stands usually don't end up in a relationship because it is just that - a one night stand. If you don't want relationship but want sex - masturbation or one night stands/friends with benefits are your options. Or do you suggest people have relationships they don't want just so they use someone for sex? And where did you get that data that about STIs?
dwight7476 11
Abortion
pjsr 33
It’s definitely not the baby’s fault
kazekai8 11
DNA test and find out where the scumbag lives
OnReceivingEnd 18
You forgot to add the part about her being drunk. If you'd added that, to would've managed to hit My Stupid Kid Bingo! You already had "one-night stand", "vacation in Florida", "dirtbag with fake name/contact info" and the free center square.
iamchazzi 8
This is the mom posting, not the daughter. Not sure why the OP deserves it when the daughter chose to do something stupid
Valerie Sheppard 4
wow. to all the people saying she raised a **** or she should have told her not to have sex or she should have used a condom... the daughter was gonna do it any way. she can't control her daughters actions especially sex. and that certainly doesn't mean she raised a ****.
onceuponatime456 16
Dirtbag? Did you call your daughter the same thing for spreading her legs on the first date?
viper6 5
I am not saying it is your fault...but teenagers these days are out of control. Some kids make their parents believe they are virgin angels. So yeah. A follow up would be nice. But it sounds like a FYL. and your daughter? SDI
Chris Dees 3
My knowledge is not the best but one night stands usually happen at bars after drinking alot. So the guy wasnt some evil genius planning this all out, just a guy who wanted to get some. Ooo how dare he give her a fake number that's a crime....wait no it's not.
pjsr 33
Sorry, mom. I think you’ve fallen for a very old trick. Typically, daughter has been sleeping with boyfriend, or wife has been having an affair. She says, ‘It was a one night stand on vacation (or HS reunion, or business trip, or even rape God forbid). I have no contact information.’ Meanwhile, the affair stays hidden for a while longer, or boyfriend gets to finish his basketball season or gets into his top college choice instead of getting a job to help pay expenses. They still continue to see each other without limitations or consequences.