Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
Today, after lying to my kid so she doesn’t learn how little her dad cares about her, my current husband, who didn’t know I was doing this, told her everything, such as how the last two times her dad flaked on picking her up was because he was in Vegas gambling, or in jail for hiring hookers. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
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clairecurses 19
it's not completely his fault...
Mynxie 26
How is he dirt bag? Maybe she shouldn't have slept with someone she just met and knew nothing about it. Or was too stupid to even use a condom.
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Comments (51)
indienerdgirl 27
I mean that's a one night stand you hit it and quit it with first names only. I don't know if either of them used birth control but if so yeah it can fail. Either way she choose to have sex with him so she's just as responsible as he is. Now she's going to have to deal with the consequences of her actions.
joeyl1990 28
These comments are absurd as usually people mainly blame the woman. We don't know the full situation or if they used any forms of protection or not. Still that doesn't matter. Both people knew that a pregnancy might happen yet they guy still didn't give his last name and gave a fake phone number making it where no matter what happened it would be practically impossible for the girl to reach him. So while both of them are at fault for the pregnancy he is still a P.O.S. This situation is to common and still so many people blame the woman.
finian1108 19
it seems more like your daughter's fault. I'm sure the guy didn't intend for her to get pregnant
T3chie 13
I doubt he intended for her to get pregnant, but that certainly does NOT mean it is her fault. It is both their faults equally. They both made mistakes.
pjsr 33
Guy: “What?! I didn’t mean for you to get pregnant. How was I to know that cumming inside you could result in a pregnancy?!”
WeirdUS 30
Odd, most people get a shirt or a snowglobe as a souvenir. Vacation spots are pretty well known as 1 night stand things. In this day and age with the internet and std rates, there is no reason not to know better. You are playing russian roulette with your sexual health. I'm surprised at a vac. spot she expected to hear back from him when she got home.
hugtrees13 16
Why is he the dirtbag? Your daughter agreed to it and obviously didn't use protection... she's 50% to blame lol she kind of deserves it for being a hoe.
tonyfan00 38
Try a DANA test when it's born?
campdude90 15
You mean DNA?
tonyfan00 38
I recorrected DNA twice and autocorrect apparently still didn't want to leave it alone...
Mungolikecandy 19
You would need someone to compare the DNA to as there is no central DNA database (unless he is a criminal and if so only the police or such would have access to that database).
bobsanction 18
If she didn't want to get pregnant she shouldn't have had sex.
boopingsnoot 25
Dude, it's possible to get pregnant even with a hysterectomy (uterus removed). It would be an ectopic pregnancy, which is fatal if not surgically removed. Humans have been figuring out contraception since Ancient Egypt. It is completely unrealistic to say that anyone should only have sex to get pregnant; that's just not how our species works.
bobsanction 18
You know who doesn't get pregnant? People that don't have sex.
Allie614032 34
I don't understand all the YDIs. It's the daughter's fault, not her mother's.
TinScarecrow 15
Failure to teach your child that actions have consequenses results in a YDI
DanielleinDC 34
And kids often ignore their parents' advice. It's entirely possible OP warned her daughter to be careful, to use protection, etc., and the daughter ignored it.
TinScarecrow 15
This is true. I never claimed otherwise. Just pointing out why
tmj25789 23
It takes two to tango. They both were consensual, weather a condom was worn or not. The blame can't be put on just one person.
Lobby_Bee 18
The baby should be the last thing you should be worried about. I would be more worried about contracting some sexual disease from that unknown dick.
user53658 15
Most STD's are curably while a baby lasts forever.
Mungolikecandy 19
HIV is not curable and can also be passed on to a baby in the womb.
DanielleinDC 34
That user said "most STDs," not all.