Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML
Today, after lying to my kid so she doesn’t learn how little her dad cares about her, my current husband, who didn’t know I was doing this, told her everything, such as how the last two times her dad flaked on picking her up was because he was in Vegas gambling, or in jail for hiring hookers. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
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clairecurses 19
it's not completely his fault...
Mynxie 26
How is he dirt bag? Maybe she shouldn't have slept with someone she just met and knew nothing about it. Or was too stupid to even use a condom.
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Comments (51)
Mungolikecandy 19
It takes two to tango and she is lucky she has not caught a venereal disease if she does not play safe on a one night stand.
_ali__cat_ 14
contraceptive?
psycobunnymamafox 13
I don't know why everyone is **** shaming it's not fair if a girl has a one night stand she is a **** but if a guy does it they are patted on the back and given high fives. Women enjoy sex as much as men yet we are told we shouldn't. It's as ok for us as it is for men. If you don't like it too bad I'm sorry she got pregnant but she should NOT be ashamed for having a one night stand
TinScarecrow 15
literally no one is giving this guy a high 5
notesz 21
No one is calling him a **** either.
notesz 21
No one is calling him a **** either.
TinScarecrow 15
i guess "asshole" and "POS" are just friendly banter, then
bobsanction 18
Because men have to work to get sex. Women just have to show up.
notesz 21
You're delusional.
withered 30
Just because women generally do not want to have sex with you it does not mean your situation applies to every male.
leeloo7 22
I think it’s RichardPencil ... lmao he just came back from Florida 😂😂😂
pjsr 33
It’s a good thing we know his real last name is Pencil
jasmine2301 25
lol boy did he make out good
chessu 21
They met, it got steamy, they had sex. Unlikely, that last names would've been mentioned - why would they be? No one says their full name unless it's a job interview. And girls give fake numbers all the time! Yeah, a douchey move, but not an uncommon one. If it was meant to be a one off stand on a holiday, I can completely understand not wanting to change details. Her fault for not ringing it immeditately to pass on the number if anything. Though possible, unlikely, that the pill didn't work or condom broke - again, the guy should also know better, if not for anything else than STDs, but in the end of the day it's her body and she should've been the one insisting on the condom. He's really not that big of a dirtbag as your daugther is irresponsible and perhaps not the brightest in the box
DanielleinDC 34
Actually f your daughter's life. (If she didn't use contraception, though, she also deserves it.)
boopingsnoot 25
All these teenage boys on here like "she deserves it for being an idiot!" as if they've never done a single stupid mistake in their entire lives
ThrottleJockey 36
I've only ever had one sex partner; my wife. Ditto for her. Abstinence before marriage and monogamy are not impossible feats.
jbuckets_404 39
To boopingsnoo, there's mistakes (many of which can be corrected) and then there's MISS-takes that last a lifetime and seriously affect multiple people. She not only gambled and lost, but didn't cover all her bets by not confirming a valid phone number. Futhermore, I'm not sure that simply having only a cell phone number (w/ no Google/ facebook hits) would be enough to convince a judge to issue a subpoena to a provider(s) for the name & USPS address overriding privacy issues....
withered 30
Seeing how the one night stand was a few month back I assume it is too late for abortion. She needs some education about sex and protection. Seriously, if you don't use protection at least you could regularly take STI and pregnancy tests. If she did use protection (which I doubt, protection does not fail as much as people pretend it does) she could still take regular pregnancy tests just to be sure. They are cheap and available practically everywhere. They are both to blame if they did not use protection. If that is the case, the dude definitely does not deserve a pass. Try to find him on social media or ask other people she hanged out with if they know him. If you are dumb enough not to use protection (be it because "it feels better" or whatever other dumb reason) you should suffer the consequences.
BurnInDemonFire 39
On the plus side, this is the beginning of a superhero story.