Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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Top comments
theanonymoose 3
FML? More like, pure win.
madderakka 0
Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.
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Comments (85)
loari 0
You're an OU'er, aren't you? Gtfo the island. We're going to sink it with retardation.
PreludeToBattle 0
haha you have a really awEsome kid! and i wish people would stop posting racist comments...ugh.
MunchyTheWalrus 0
program him to use the toilet. after all he is a robot
Alumina 0
I was feeling a little down till this made me laugh lol thanks, I really needed it :P can't wait till I start having to poty train my daughter lol
sk8rchick97 0
that's sooo cute!! how old is he?:)
afulks78 11
Aha !! Skills
yankfan89 27
Your kid is awesome, with some mad skills
neonunicornhorns 0
It's okay my sister did that to -3-
AEady15 3
Your kid makes me happy
brookenfrench 0
You can't even be mad at him for that.