Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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RaggleFrock 13
You should have chewbacca moaned back.
chunkalicious 7
Did you like it? I would have liked it.
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pokkrz 8
I want a girl to do that...
Ultimate_Batman 28
A Jedi in the streets, a Sith in the sheets