Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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Top comments
RaggleFrock 13
You should have chewbacca moaned back.
chunkalicious 7
Did you like it? I would have liked it.
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Comments (75)
freshx_fml 6
That is totally sofa king awesome! I can has do this too?
Techtacular 0
That's beautiful.
mangkzor 3
now thats that shit right there!
mookiemookie01 24
Did you like it?
Donniehw 5
It's good he came while you guys were doing it? Sounds like a bad thing to me... Unless a condom was present...
Shade1982 21
You do realize long-time couples don't need to use condoms anymore if they know they're both clean and on birth-control?
gardenwhipped3 14
talk about a disaster far far away.
rmec 0
I would have liked it lol
daytoday21 10
This ones in my favorites and makes me laugh every time...
LissaMccracken 23
I would have liked it... Too bad my boyfriend doesn't like star wars
jrock9093 18
Nerd it's okay i just Grip tight pull hair and or bite so you might be lucky ;)