Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
save_me_08 0
No no you're looking at this all wrong. Now you know exactly what to recommend to that asshole obnoxious customer...
klutzywriter 0
Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway. "What do you recommend?" You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"
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Comments (65)
tWitt3rBuG 0
Get a new job, how can you ever pull a straight face again when someone orders that. Remind me never to eat there again! L0l
bi_chick 0
hehe, i just moderated this like 10 min ago
Justin23L 2
And would you just look at all the ***** we give:
klutzywriter 0
Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway. "What do you recommend?" You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"
Adamantoise 0
Ew, you have a job at an ecoli, salmonella, rat infested restaurant.
ricin_poisoning 0
Food poisoning only takes 30 minutes to affect people. Fail.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
I hope you're not stupid enough to actually believe that... Food poisoning can affect you up to a few days after eating contaminated food. There's no set amount of time.
therouni 23
No, she's right. It only takes 30 minutes to an hour to take effect. This wasn't FP, but probably an unfortunately timed GI bug. I'm a nurse, so I think I would be informed on this subject matter.
kittykat_bw13 12
it can take up to ten days. it all depends on the type of bacteria. an hour is for staph, the other kind is up to ten days.
emery52 0
I don't see how this is much of a FYL......I mean, sucks you got food poisoning, but.....yano...
lolajelly 0
#14... it can take anywhere from a few hours to a few days for food poisoning to affect people. learn your facts before trying to correct others.
mylifesucks_alot 0
I can just see that conversation with a customer: Customer: So what's good here? You: We have a fine assortment of E Coli virus :) ...I understand if you can't quit because you need the money, but NEVER eat there again!
Monty_Python 0
Lawsuit maybe?
RiChY_BaBy08 0
well hot damn that sucks!