Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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save_me_08 0
No no you're looking at this all wrong. Now you know exactly what to recommend to that asshole obnoxious customer...
klutzywriter 0
Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway. "What do you recommend?" You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"
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Comments (65)
kpearsall 0
I'd make an anonymous call to your friendly local health inspector. Don't eat anything else there unless it's innocuous like a salad or something. You might still be able to keep your job.
69_jackson_69 0
Well, McDonald's isn't your only option as a place of work. There are plenty of other jobs eighth grade Mexican boys can get.
colormeimpressed 0
I wouldn't work there. Walk.Away.Now!!
saxplayer9291 3
Will you be reccomending it?
DysfunctionalK 7
At least now you know what not to recommend! Lol. I'm sorry that happened to you! I work the restaurant bizz as well. I'd quit!
BadLuckDude12345 14
Well... That sucks.
allia118 11
That is unfortunate.
andre2862 15
Now you can recommend that people eat somewhere else