Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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save_me_08 0
No no you're looking at this all wrong. Now you know exactly what to recommend to that asshole obnoxious customer...
klutzywriter 0
Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway. "What do you recommend?" You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"
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ms_climo 0
you guys are all idiots that took 2 seconds http://lmgtfy.com/?q=foodborne+illness&l=1 "Incubation period can range from hours to days (and rarely months or even years, such as in the case of Listeriosis or Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease)" Was that research just too hard for some of you? We have THE INTERNET here, there is no reason to ever contribute wrong information so shut the **** up when you don't know what you're talking about.
fissionman1 0
@ 17 and 42: Incubation for 95% of viruses that cause food poisoning is less than 5 hours. If you say, 'well, she was that other 5%,' I'm going to slap you.
nono_fml 0
lol 8 hours? you didnt get food poisoning from your work.... food poisoning only take 1/2 hour to 3 hours after w/e you ate. so i think you got food poisoning from your own house or something :D
gangstabby01 0
at number 5. you tell them the food that the OP had is even better the second time around. It just might look a little different :] yumm
0 3
Now you know to go out for lunch!
It_Doesnt_Matter 0
sorry if someone has already said this, but food poisoning takes 24-48 hours to set in. you weren't sick from the food you ate at the restaurant.
imabeliever 0
That happened to me on my first day at a restaurant. Except I was getting out of both ends... simultaneously. :
rnegi 0
Ewwwwww
meleecow 0
don't trust the fish at McDonalds...
bobmarley16x420 0
Dumb FML. Im callin it. This one made me have absolutely no emotion