Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly smell a carton of milk to see if it had gone bad. I squeezed it a little too hard and it sprayed directly into my face. My roommate walked into the kitchen at that exact moment, then silently walked back out. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, after having an upset stomach for two days, I thought it would be funny to rip a fart in front of two teen boys at the hardware store. It wasn’t until I crapped myself wearing shorts and it ran down my leg into my sock that I realized it wasn’t at all “funny.” FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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keoct 4
Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.
maskedman 9
this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.
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Comments (116)
infantry831 0
you suck. have some respect for yourself. you suck.
maskedman 9
this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.
Trent14 0
dude WTF? tht is seriously one of the weirdest things j have ever heard lmao
mememe4 0
haha win!
killerbee54 0
I ask my friends that when they are bored or sad. XD And Im not kidding, it's a weird occurrence. LMAO
skizzlerz 0
omg, hiccuping and sneezing together hurts sooo bad D: like major pressure coming out to places at once!
Ajjas013 6
Oooh sexy =)
The_Toxic_Mite 0
Damn! FYL
anhero333 0
I hate it when that happens
maskedman 9
the milk coming out of your nose was cute and maybe a little attractive. the gas coming out of your rectum is not so attractive.
crowbar_2010 2
oh yes. milk spewing from someones nose is like ******* bonerville. (sarcasm fyi)
Daerauko 0
haha nice. tell him the next time white liquid squirts out your nose, it will be his. I'm sure he'll find it sexy and not run away <_<
WhatANoob 0
Epic. Win.
FD929 0
I'd hit it.
KurouTenshi 0
I are fail first!!! o3o
CallMeHush 1
A guy could fall in love with a girl like that!