Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly smell a carton of milk to see if it had gone bad. I squeezed it a little too hard and it sprayed directly into my face. My roommate walked into the kitchen at that exact moment, then silently walked back out. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, after having an upset stomach for two days, I thought it would be funny to rip a fart in front of two teen boys at the hardware store. It wasn’t until I crapped myself wearing shorts and it ran down my leg into my sock that I realized it wasn’t at all “funny.” FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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keoct 4
Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.
maskedman 9
this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.
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Comments (116)
soopenoob 0
I'd call that an epic win!!!
Shmeaty 0
hecka? stfu.
crankg 3
lms
headphone84 0
what a nice picture of you
bethan1 4
lol i'm sure he will try very hard not to make you laugh from now on.
stormin972 0
He'll get even someday. He'll Dutch oven you.
V_S234 0
Lmao! Aww well if he doesn't like you now, then who cares about him. He's too serious.
daftpunk_fml 0
haha that's pretty hot xP
XxSKELETOxX 0
You laughed so hard the milk from your BOOBS came out your NOSE?! Damn!
what_the_fail 0
Girls don't poop or fart...
freakofnature118 0
Your name is applicable for this comment I hope your being sarcastic if not, for gods sake go and get a biology book and read!
saranottelling 7
#54 is right. I have been constipated and gassy my entire life. If I were to do all that now I would blow up an Arby's bathroom stall
CleanSheets 0
@74 L O L