Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
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Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, I finally confronted my daughter about never using air freshener after she poops. She said, "But I thought flushing made the smell go away!" She's 15 and she actually believed this. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
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Mauskau 36
She doesn't wipe?! I think you need to teach her before she becomes the kid with skid marks every day.
Bearsmomma 30
I struggle with my kid on the same issue-the flushing anyway. Problem is the school has auto flushing toilets so he's used to just walking away and everything taking care of itself. Infuriating!
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Comments (16)
GhostFox 34
Is there any chance that developmental issues are at play here? The vast majority of children learn to wipe early on because the lack of hygiene is uncomfortable. Barring developmental issues, could there be environmental factors, like something in the toilet paper being irritating to her skin? Outside of that- I'd inform your parents if they don't already know. Hopefully they'll make her do her own laundry and clean the bathroom every time she leaves it that way until she gets the point.
Aninsanethingy 1
I know the struggle. My 11-year-old sister doesn't even close the door after she had pooped! I hate it!!
childproofpizza 19
my sister does that too and she's 13. kill me.
childproofpizza 19
also the bathroom she does this in is right next to me room
Manual_Manoosy 21
Time for the saran wrap across the toilet trick.
sharond23 10
j esus. have you talked to your mother about this? not wiping is beyond gross and unsanitary.
sarahcroy20 12
How can she not wipe and your parents don't do anything. I should think the school or her friends would notice that. yuck