Today, my dad told me my pregnancy stretch marks were really bad and unsightly, and that I should probably do something about them, as though there was some miracle cure for them that I’m just too lazy to go and buy from the shops. If this gets published, I expect revenge ideas in the comments. FML
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Today, my boyfriend noticed dark lines that look like scars on my inner thighs. He confronted me about them, thinking I was cutting myself, and now wants me to see a therapist because he thinks I'm suicidal. They're stretch marks. He won't believe me. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, after going through a surgery related to my ovaries, having a life-threatening complication during the surgery due to anesthesia, and my doctor warning me about future infertility, a friend told me that no one would marry me now, since I have stretch marks and stitches marks on my abdomen. FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, I was asked why I have stretch marks when I’m skinny. The stretch marks are from when I was recovering anorexic. FML
Today, my 3 year-old saw the stretch marks on my stomach and proudly exclaimed, "Bacon!" After talking with my husband, he admitted that he agreed with our son's evaluation. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Your dad sounds insecure find his flaws and point them out 🤣
D J's MOM 17
take a picture of them and blow it up into a poster and hang it in his kitchen or bedroom lol
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Comments (17)
Jall8089 9
Don’t have any revenge ideas, but maybe it makes you feel better that shortly before I gave birth to a 10 pound baby, our second child within a year and a half, my HUSBAND told me that I looked like Freddy (Krueger) got me. :(
IHaveThePower 18
Mail him a snail-mail envelope of glitter.
Brightside86 31
Technically, if they bother you, you could diminish them significantly with microneedlying or/and lasers. Would be interesting to ask your dad why he would say something like that and if that's the type of person he really wants to be.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Sounds expensive. Your dad should offer to pay for it.
ODBeefalo 10
tell your mother... doubt she want to hear about how your father is poking fun about some minor thing caused by having her grand baby. good chance she brings up something about him he is embarrassed about to put him in his place
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Tell him from us that he's a ********. And that actually, it's a sign that you're a tigress who's earned her stripes. Then growl a little bit, just enough to make him nervous.
FluffythePink 24
Try Bio-oil. You'll need to use it for a while but it really helps to fade scars and stretch marks.
WardenWolf 26
Tell your dad his receding hairline / bald head is really unsightly, and he should probably do something about it.