Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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Top comments
sohigh10 34
But.. you love it?
jarrahj 19
But did you watch, did you let it burn?
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Comments (121)
spergie 12
I don't care
Foxitier 6
Do you care?
edensdoor 6
I don't care
stickthatwhere 16
Where you on a different road?
emlizcat 21
Did you throw your shit into a bag and push it down the stairs?
emlizcat 21
This is the best FML yet! In my opinion
Xandriajoy10 18
But did you die?!
mariri9206 32
Illuminati confirmed.
Kikyo_fml 6
It's not like you care... right? ?
imagod99 6
I suppose you did care