Cars, Accident, Ironic and Transportation: Icona Pop, I assume

Icona Pop, I assume

By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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Sunday 24 January 2016 12:07

But.. you love it?

jarrahj 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 12:10

But did you watch, did you let it burn?

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musicman_amit 20

Monday 25 January 2016 10:45

so you followed instructions from a song....

genshift 8

Monday 25 January 2016 12:50

One word: irony.

Masift 21

Monday 25 January 2016 14:30

I would ask if if you didn't care, but it seems that you do. Sorry to hear op. Did you at least love it?

ManiacGoblin46 12

Monday 25 January 2016 15:38

Music can influence ones actions. I know, I've had experience. And not in the good way.

jared576 12

Monday 25 January 2016 17:12

Ur stupid

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 25 January 2016 18:47

but are you a 90s bitch?

The_Potato_Lord 15

Monday 25 January 2016 18:59

Did you care? Or did you love it?

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Monday 25 January 2016 19:27

I bet you let it burn

PYROxSYCO3 7

Monday 25 January 2016 20:45

At least it didn't burn.

sillygirl247 14

Monday 25 January 2016 21:10

But you don't care, you love it.

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