Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
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HannahMarshall 6
Mario Kart is a serious game.
ILoveEggnog 7
I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.
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Comments (191)
lululu333 7
What a sore loser, puts a game before pleasuring good his wife. Sex in a marriage shouldn't be used as something to punish or get back at their partner, that's ****** up.
wlddog 14
Only in what he is allowed to.
Sundaysilence05 0
dress up like peach and trust me he will let you get in front of him you know what im saying ;)
loserman67 36
He's that upset over a stupid game? Next time you're in the sack together, concentrate, hit your "O" first, then push him off and tell him you finished first, "AGAIN"... Placing tremendous emphasis on the word "AGAIN". He should be completely emasculated after that and his testicles should recess back into his abdomen. That is what you want after all, isn't it? On second thought, you could let him beat you a couple times at the stupid game and enjoy a happy un-strained sex life. Remember, men have very fragile egos.
kirrra 11
have you not seen the amount of guys using cosmetics now? and getting waxed and fake tanned! there are entire make up collections and extensive skin care products for men.
sellout39 0
next time you guys are going at it in bed start making mario noises "imma mario!" just be immature right back and he wont be able to cum so fast
theonlysweetpea 10
Next time beat him ruthlessly at the game then when having sex shove something in his behind
Enslaved 38
Like the controller?
vic55jets 13
Coming from someone who can't make no one finish
ImafukNskittleYO 4
I bet the track was Rainbow Road... I'd be pissed too. :/
THE_A_TEEN 28
I know how you feel. Rainbow Road is my best course, and my cousins always cheat or try to bump me off the edge of the course, even when I use Bowser as my racer.
Davick 0
poor looser
theevilduchess 12
... Don't be that guy.