Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
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HannahMarshall 6
Mario Kart is a serious game.
ILoveEggnog 7
I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.
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Comments (191)
ElhonnaDS 10
He is a petty, childish human being and if he doesn't understand just what a pathetic chain of thought that is, I think you need to do better for yourself.
RendarSelin 5
Should have held on to that blue shell ;) Hell, when my ex-wife beat me in Mario Kart, I usually gave her MORE in bed as a form of congrats, lol.
Sissie_fml 1
If my hubby did that to me I would let him get started, shove him off me and finish myself. Then say I win!!!
dstluke 7
Time to break out the vibrator. Finish yourself and tell him, "I can beat you at Mario Cart and sex. I win." Then roll over and go to sleep.
ThankfullyNotYou 1
You are another person who may want to reevaluate why you are with him because that is some seriously childish behavior and I would be ashamed for him. That man needs to grow up and if he's using a ridiculous excuse such as beating him at a VIDEO GAME to punish you in the bedroom. It makes you wonder what else he does to you to secretly spite you. He needs a serious wake up call and you deserve better. Tell him to turn off the video games and be a man that you thought you married instead of a spoiled teenage boy that you could live without. You want to be his mom with benefits or his wife?
likeaarbear 1
Chill out you hag. Fake or not, relax.
kylecook 4
He is a s beast and u Gould Let him win next time
kikikimsicles 0
What was his excuse for finishing first previously?
likeaarbear 1
I NEVER comment really but this... This made me laugh so hard. True or not OP LOL! Made my bad day so much better with this. HahAhahah.
lizzienderek 4
Immature much? Lol
sissors1234 4
I hate that game.