Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the Hacky Sacks. FML
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
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sasquatchius 3
She assaulted you, should've called the cops.
pjsr 33
This doesn't seem like the type of 'emergency' that requires you to rush to provide assistance. Perhaps more measured action on your part would have avoided this reaction.
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Comments (18)
wrwrestler9 5
NOTE: if the guy was an old man, it's possible you did this not to steal the husband, but just to "Feell like a good person" perhaps. But again, in reality, he did not need your help if the car was parked and both people were outside of the car. A couple weeks ago, I pulled an asian lady from a car that was flipped in a ditch, and actually WAS SMOKING. Now THAT was necessary, and heroic (if I do say so myself). simply getting a dudes shirt out of a door, well, thats more of an ego boost or trying to hit on him, than it actually is doing something noble, no offenseeee.
TaoShaman 24
So nobody is allowed to help people unless it's a life or death situation. It doesn't matter what he looked like. Decent human beings try to help people. He could have been caught in a way that wouldn't be fixed by just opening the door. You accuse the OP of being egotistical or trying to "steal" someone's husband, yet you feel the need to boast about helping a woman out of a burning car. Was she attractive? How do we know you didn't do it just to try to sleep with her? Since you're telling everyone how you're this big "hero" who's better than everyone else. Do you have zero self awareness?
novdestiny 23
Wow, you're a dick.
species4872 20
Can't wait for the movie to this.
RockPrincess26 16
"No good deed goes unpunished." is literally used there. You try to help and you get attacked for it. I hope her purse wasn't filled with rocks.