Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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randomthing 22
How cute. :D
TKello 6
I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?
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Comments (165)
SongBiird 6
Well, it could of ended much worse. You could have slammed the door hard enough to cause brains and head juice to squirt out of your nose. (: But on the serious note: That's really sweet of your boyfriend. Maybe you do have a concussion, be glad he cares and doesn't want you to slip away from him.
Paco_el_Taco 17
Sounds like a good Boyfriend then. The last thing you want to do if you have a concussion is fall asleep.
MetalOcelot 5
Your boyfriend cares about you, this is not an fml. If it were, it'd probably go something more like this: "Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend thinks it's hilarious and has been constantly slamming things into my head to "relive the moment". FML
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I've done that so many times before, it's not funny anymore. But at least it didn't have any negative effect---I AM A STEGOSAURS!
lonkite101 14
I like trains.. Wait we're doing an asdf movie thing, right guys?? Right??
ImmaB3AST 7
Die Potato...
lonkite101 14
30- Not today!!
chocolatepandas 2
*looking at a book upside down* hehe...I can't read.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Honey, do you like my new shoes?" "You are a chair, darling." "I can dream, Harold!"
lonkite101 14
"Honey, why is the baby on fire?" Baby:"goo" "BUY ME MORE JEWLERY"
ImmaB3AST 7
I'm gonna do an Internet. Magical shit happens. I'm Gonna do a book! *nothing happens* Awe.
AutumnnRosee 5
"It says gullible on the ceiling!" "So it does-oh you stole my lungs"
j_cat187 20
Correct. Watch out, he has a nose!!! *rapid gunfire*
Kiki242 19
Awwww he just cares. At least he's not being a douche towards you.
TBelle4Ever 15
I wish I had a boyfriend that was that sweet! You can see, he truly cares for you OP.
ImmaB3AST 7
At least he's trying. I wish I had a boy- girlfriend that did that.
Cian_1 28
this really isn't an FML, this shows that you have a loving boyfriend! Now if he just left you there, and you actually did have a concussion, I'm sure you'd be more pissed off at him! Be happy that he cares. :)
Pumpkin311 0
that's sweet of him
vampiress91 7
How is that an FML? He cares about you...