Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Top comments
randomthing 22
How cute. :D
TKello 6
I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?
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Comments (165)
journeytotheend 16
At least he cares
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Are you sure your boyfriend didn't sneak up behind you and slam your head in the door just because he really wanted to wake you up every hour?...
gnattine 11
That's so sweet (:
fabcade 14
Seriously. He's looking out for you. You should be grateful
laxonlaxonlax 5
At least he cares about you.
pennymathers13 2
Atleast you know he cares c:
maddymoop 1
How is this an fml?
birdcagereligion 10
I find this FML to be very adorable, you know, minus slamming your head on the car door. Not many people can find boyfriends like that OP. He's a sweetheart, it sounds like.
kittycat2007 18
you realize for him to wake you up every single hour on the hour. Either he forced himself to stay awake or he himself is waking up every hour to wake you up. So shut up. Say thank you. And take a nap together tomorrow.
Sanch101 7
You have a great boyfriend who really cares for you enough to stay up an check on you every hour. Slamming your head an FML maybe but having someone like that in your life is not.