Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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randomthing 22
How cute. :D
TKello 6
I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?
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Comments (165)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Awww! That's so cute! You should be happy he cares :)
vbmg152 19
How the heck did you do that? That takes talent!
rooney0710 5
Just don't oversleep his wake up call
santos39 4
Hey he cares about you that actually kinda sweet
teyyoshi 19
when a MAC slamed a car door, it was broken indeed
countrygirl626 16
Please, OP, do explain. Yes, I know it's annoying being woken up every hour. My parents had to do that with me when I accidentally hit myself in the face with the scope of a gun while shooting it. But he cares about you, obviously, and wants to be sure you're okay. That is sweet, and I'm sure a lot of boyfriends probably would just laugh their asses off at you.
AmericanJedhead 10
Awww, I think thats so adorable:3 he cares enough to stay awake and check up on you to make sure you're okay, OP. I honestly wouldn't really consider this an FML aside from the fact that you're getting woken up so often...
DocBastard 40
AAAAARRRGGGGHHH! That's the sound I make every time I hear of this stupid myth that you can die if you go to sleep after a concussion. It only happens in movies and on TV, people. You don't die after a concussion. The fact is that people are often sleepier after a concussion. It's NORMAL. Want to know the treatment? SLEEP.
NurseAbi 10
That's what neuro obs and gcs scores are for.
sereyna 1
You are correct. Sleep/rest is the best treatment for a concussion. Many people are misinformed.
JOcoco 14
"Who made up all the rules? We follow them like fools, Believe them to be true, Don't care to think them through" Whoever gets how this is relevant to Docs comment is Awesome!
j_cat187 20
What if she has an aneurism?
Enslaved 38
Tell that to Natasha Richardson. She went in to rest. You can't blame someone for being overly caution. Especially if that person wasn't seen by a "doctor". Keeping a person awake for at least 3 hours so you can observe them isn't a bad idea.(:
bobnessness 2
well played 21
acetheone 8
and with good reason op.