Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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Top comments
Theclarksondales 8
That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.
Chelsea_bella 20
Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.
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Comments (108)
chuka81 27
Well. I really hope there are police officers in florida. Are there? (^_^)
hawkislayer 2
It's actually the only place in the world without police but they still have an astounding low crime rate.
Zimmington 21
38- They don't need police. Haven't you heard about the "Stand You Ground" law? Everything in Florida is street justice now.
Enslaved 38
Yep, here in FL we're like-- "All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money"
vintaqe 28
#38. I died. Being a Floridian, you are correct.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Wow that's terrible! I'm sorry OP: (
FrankHotpants 31
Pretty stupid of him to do that since you'll be easily taking most of his money anyway, hope you don't have kids involved but either way this man will be paying you for long time.
gilliaga73 18
Wow, that's awful. :(
imtooshy 18
Money can always be replaced. Sorry you had to find out this way, what a cowardly way to tell you.
Enslaved 38
Yep, can't give him credit. That was a pretty cowardly way to end things.
PhDInLife 8
Good riddance! At least he made his getaway known and you have the note, charges, etc to prove it! Now, file for divorce, take him for everything, and head to the spa!! :)
ViviMage 40
Close that acct and cancel his cards pronto!!
xplicitkontent 18
Most banks require both people listed on the account to be present and consenting in order to remove one of them from the account or close it completely.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
FYL It definitely sucks. And I hope you know that you deserve much better than your soon to be rat bastard ex-husband. What he did, using your money was a cruel and heartless thing. Make sure you cancel all the cards and file for divorce ASAP, then treat yourself to something fabulous!
Schiffy 18
Well, it was already reported to the bank. If he tries to make anymore charges, he's ******.
xplicitkontent 18
If he is listed on the account, she can actually get in some serious trouble for filing false claims of fraud.