Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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Top comments
Theclarksondales 8
That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.
Chelsea_bella 20
Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.
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Comments (108)
GimmeFive 10
lucky for you, the garbage took itself out. now you can look for a real man and be happy with him.
Raykyogrou03 12
Not quite the identity thief story I was anticipating
AustinDenton 22
Wow!! That really sucks. Not only was he cheating on you, but he stole your money as well. At least now you own a home in Florida.
misfortunate17 6
You're turn to tag him and let him be it.
kee_breezy32 34
that was a bitch move for him to write a note. but now to have evidence to show the judge!
press_start_bro 21
Ehem, If I must say, hopefully EX-husband*?
jman26 11
Ah Florida. The place where people kill unarmed teenagers and scumbags run off with their sanchas.
snugglesMcGee199 23
I love that you used the word 'Sancha'.
LesAnn89 3
I'm so sorry. Haha I hope you get your money back. What a prick.
vintaqe 28
I swear, it wasn't me.
Recon1 11
Need someone to hire?