Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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Top comments
Theclarksondales 8
That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.
Chelsea_bella 20
Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.
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Comments (108)
gimmicksz 9
**** their life, cuz FL is so broke n poor lol plus we have all these murders happening that end up going worldwide, not to mention all the ignorant people, you're better off
BriannaMGK 15
Even if its a joint account, he can still get in trouble. My friends wife left him & took out $17,000 of there bank account, & she's having to pay all of it back. Get a good divorce lawyer, & his ass will be nailed!
barbiegirl619 15
Am I the only one that thought of the movie Identity Thief when I read this?
Matrix159 13
Wow... i'm sorry to hear that OP
brianna_98 6
What a complete jackass! I hope he runs out of money and goes dead broke.
ctchan2381 5
FYL....but know you know how a lot of men feels like
sabbyheartswhat 23
Who the hell is voting YDI on these? "My husband ran off with his mistress and stole my money." You totally deserved it. My great nana died of natural causes in my bed. You so deserved it. I got shot 15 times during while being mugged. So your fault. I don't get it...can anyone explain? P.S. those aren't real FMLs but I bet if they were there'd be people voting YDI on them. -.-'
catmcross 7
Don't worry, you reported them as fraudulent. Your cheating ex will get in trouble for being a dick
SaySayGurl 10
Sue dat bitch
mr_jack_meoff 5
Two more nuts in Florida, we don't need any more, we have our share.